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Recognized medical College in Nepal
These are the list of recongnized medical colleges in nepal by Nepal Medical counicl NEpal Institute of Medicine (IOM) B.P. Koirala Institute of Health and Sciences Manipal College of Medical Sciences. College of Medical Sciences Nepal Medical College Kathmandu Medical College Nepalgunj Medical College Universal College of Medical Science Kathmandu University, School of Medical…
havent touch your Tooth
Patient: I want you to check my teeth ache Dentist: Came with the instrument Patient: Scream like anything Doctor; I have not touch even your teeth Patient: But you are stamping on my foot
You Must be Dentist
A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well they decide to go to the girl’s place for a drink. A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands. He then took off his socks and washed his hands. The girl looked at him and…
Painful childbirth
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?” The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy…
Funny Medical Definations
Cardiovascular: “The three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, veins, and caterpillars.” Respiration: “When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire” “Respiration consists of two acts: first inspiration, then expectoration.” Gastrointestinal: “The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Alabama.” Dentistry: “A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines,…