funny medical quotes

From the Daily Mail :- ‘Choking patients can now be incubated to maintain their airwaves!’ Advert in the BMJ :- FOR SALE : Real bone half-skeleton, in better condition than seller. £250. Seen in the BBC canteen in Manchester :- In the interests of hygiene, please use tongues when picking up your baked potatoes. From…

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Nurse Jokes|medical jokes

Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them. “What did you used to do back on Earth?” he asked the first nurse. “Why do you think you should be allowed into Heaven?” She told him, “I was a nurse at an inner city…

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Doctor & patient joke |nepali joke

बिरामी :- डाक्टरसा’प, जब म निन्द्रामा हुन्छु, सपनामा बाँदरहरु फुटबल खेल्छ्न | डाक्टर:- आत्तिनु पर्दैन, यो औसधि सुत्नुअघि खानु | बिरामी:- भोली देखि खानुपर्ला, आज त झन फाइनल छ !! ================================ एक पटक एउटा मान्छे, डाक्टरलाई मुर्ख बनाउने बिचारले गएछ डाक्टर : के समस्या छ? मान्छे, :- डाक्टरसा’ब, हेर्नु न, मलाई केही नखाने भने भोक…

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