Medical Jokes
Painful childbirth
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?” The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy…
Funny Medical Definations
Cardiovascular: “The three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, veins, and caterpillars.” Respiration: “When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire” “Respiration consists of two acts: first inspiration, then expectoration.” Gastrointestinal: “The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Alabama.” Dentistry: “A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines,…
Nurse Jokes|medical jokes
Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them. “What did you used to do back on Earth?” he asked the first nurse. “Why do you think you should be allowed into Heaven?” She told him, “I was a nurse at an inner city…
Doctor & patient joke |nepali joke
बिरामी :- डाक्टरसा’प, जब म निन्द्रामा हुन्छु, सपनामा बाँदरहरु फुटबल खेल्छ्न | डाक्टर:- आत्तिनु पर्दैन, यो औसधि सुत्नुअघि खानु | बिरामी:- भोली देखि खानुपर्ला, आज त झन फाइनल छ !! ================================ एक पटक एउटा मान्छे, डाक्टरलाई मुर्ख बनाउने बिचारले गएछ डाक्टर : के समस्या छ? मान्छे, :- डाक्टरसा’ब, हेर्नु न, मलाई केही नखाने भने भोक…
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