Funny Medical Definations

Cardiovascular: “The three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, veins, and caterpillars.” Respiration: “When you breathe, you inspire.  When you do not breathe, you expire” “Respiration consists of two acts: first inspiration, then expectoration.” Gastrointestinal: “The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Alabama.” Dentistry: “A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines,…

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