Tag: medical rumors

Funny Medical Definations

Medical Jokes
Cardiovascular: "The three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, veins, and caterpillars." Respiration: "When you breathe, you inspire.  When you do not breathe, you expire" "Respiration consists of two acts: first inspiration, then expectoration." Gastrointestinal: "The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Alabama." Dentistry: "A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors." (more…)