Medical Jokes

An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks: "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis,...

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes...

Patient: I want you to check my teeth ache Dentist: Came with the instrument Patient: Scream like anything Doctor; I...

A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well they decide to go to...

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks...